February 2012
unfollowers i c u
urfagg0t-nathan:
lol
school tomorrow.
-staycalm:
Swimming during summer
heyfunniest:
other people:
Me:
Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE
10 FUCKING YEARS AND WE CAN’T EVEN GET A DAMNED OSCAR.
How to comfort a crying friend
Need a laugh? Click here!
rick santorum should give up his campaign for lent
ahoypirateninja:
most-awkward-moments:
i spit out my food
what do you even do at a nightclub
like is there wifi
andy-gar:
white-van-free-candy:
0cular:
A...
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: touching
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
1 tag
i’m hungry
but i’m comfortable
my life is over
when you accidently hit the backspace button and...
foreverintertwined:
Walking out of a store after not buying anything... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
When I do homework late at night
acreepywhitevanpulledupand:
ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?
me: this is a raven baxter original.
kissedmequiteinsane:
A moment of silence because Harry Potter has gone ten years without an Oscar.